By attending our wedding, you acknowledge and accept the following privacy terms:

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1. Your presence may be captured in photos and videos. These may be used for blackmail, memes, or sentimental slideshows. No refunds.

2. Any embarrassing dance moves or emotional speeches may be saved forever and re-played during future anniversaries.

3. Conversations with the bride and groom are subject to selective memory. If we forget what you said, it never happened.

4. Your personal data (i.e., how many cocktails you had) may be collected and analyzed for future purposes.

5. If you bring an uninvited plus-one, their existence will be logged, judged, and possibly assigned a wedding chore.

 

By staying at the wedding, you consent to these terms. Violators may be forcefully included in the bouquet toss. 🌸🌸🌸